I would be lying if I said this movie wasn't funny, but I would also be reviewing it, which, as you well know, is not what we do here, so I'm not gonna say it. Look at that, I've avoided lying AND reviewing in just one simple act of not saying something, and that feels good. You wanna feel good? Read this article and you'll see what it feels like to be a real Hollywood insider. What're you, too good for Hollywood? Oh, you're more of a New York kinda person? Look, whatever.
You're asking yourself, "Everything But Reviews? That sounds awful." Listen, most movie and book reviews are steeped in stupid people's opinions and a very looky-what-my-thesaurus-told-me kind of vocabulary. At EBR, we don’t write reviews, as they are inherently a conflict of interest. Instead, we give facts. Facts that, we feel, are pertinent to helping you, our loyal, healthy reader, compose your own opinions (which we will then call stupid).
Friday, July 29, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Book: World War Z
Posted By: Todd McClintock
This thriller/horror/tragedy novel by Max Brooks came out in 2006...but I just finished reading it. It has received stellar reviews, but as we all know, the best way to recommend a book is to have people read other stuff that is peripherally related to the book in question, like when you read some boring-ass biography to better understand an author's perspective. Also, I hope I'm not giving away too much when I say: There's a lot of zombies in it.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Book: Pizzeria Kamikaze
Posted By: Katelyn Hempstead
Just because it's a graphic novel doesn't mean that it has graphic subject matter...but in this case it sorta does. Just look at this cover, pills and a black abyss? Yikes! Anyways, people seem to like this thing, but read on and you'll get the whole story...or at least three weird parts of a very incongruous story that we put together.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Movie: X-Men: First Class
Posted By: Todd McClintock
This comic book-based movie received pretty good reviews, but why listen to them? We have some inside scoops that will help you decide whether or not this movie is worth having to sit in a movie theater filled with sweaty nerds shouting about inconsistencies with the source material.
(Warning: possible spoilers, though the movie has been out for a while)
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Movie: Super 8
Posted By: Todd McClintock
The warm critical reception to this summer blockbuster was no secret, but check out some highly confidential (and unlawfully intrusive) behind-the-scenes material to see if it is really your cup of red vines. Didn't they eat red vines in this movie? Maybe it was turkey loaf.
(Warning: possible spoilers)
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