You're asking yourself, "Everything But Reviews? That sounds awful." Listen, most movie and book reviews are steeped in stupid people's opinions and a very looky-what-my-thesaurus-told-me kind of vocabulary. At EBR, we don’t write reviews, as they are inherently a conflict of interest. Instead, we give facts. Facts that, we feel, are pertinent to helping you, our loyal, healthy reader, compose your own opinions (which we will then call stupid).